Oh man, that's the biggest lie you've ever told

izzy444angel:

8efaa74xkbw4q:

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akkpipitphattana:

if alphas in the omegaverse knew that we referred to it as the “omegaverse” and not the “alphaverse,” they’d throw a fit

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menace-bitch:

princess-laya:

driad:

nyx5:

i prefer guys who make small dick jokes about themselves over guys who make big dick jokes about themselves

I got a medium dick

It can talk to ghosts

I nearly spat out my tea

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liriostigre:

Isabel Allende, The House of the Spirits (translated by Magda Bogin)

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dreg-heap:

dreg-heap:

Can’t let British people have air conditioning because first they’d call it something twee like “the climate fixer” and then in 20 years they’ll call it “the climb” or “the climmy”

French kids would call it “le climot”, frustrating language officials who would prefer they call it “machine pour le contrôle du climat froide à l'interieure de l'édifice”

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indygotcha:

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chilewithcarnage:

chilewithcarnage:

ghost rider what you did to that iguana was fucked up dude

way to go jackass

More importantly, given that Ghost Rider can canonically only scourge the souls of sinners, what sins had that random-ass lizard committed?

lust

That was Rango

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imactuallyagiraffe:

imactuallyagiraffe:

“so what are your hobbies” laptop. my hobby is laptop

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depsidase:

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